I love these press releases

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01/17/2019 at 01:00 • Filed to: None

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They’re both funny and mildly terrifying.

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That guy is damn lucky that he didn’t get shot.

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Absolutely monstrous columns arrived on site earlier this week. Hard to tell scale, but those are 16 ” tubes that are 17’-4” tall. The flanges are all over an inch thick. The base plate is ~30” across in each direction.

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Then again they are supporting these big ole 55 ’ valley  beams...


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
01/17/2019 at 01:51

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Editor’s note - aren’t they all silver?


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
01/17/2019 at 07:29

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That’s some beastly steel! What’s the project?


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
01/17/2019 at 07:59

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reme mber, White’s dont get shot.


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > shop-teacher
01/17/2019 at 08:38

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Catholic Church and school. Those are the main pieces of steel for the church. It’s not a very  big church capacity wise, but it’s about 53’ tall at its highest point.


Kinja'd!!! ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
01/17/2019 at 10:18

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That press release isn’t bad for being written by a cop. Only a few errors, and it isn’t completely written in what I called “report speak. ” Back w hen I was working as a paralegal doing misdemeanor prosecutions , I hated report speak. Countless times I got criminal complaints that were basically unintelligible between the report speak and the errors. I had a lot of phone conversations with cops that went along the lines of “ yes, I’ve got the complaint in front of me, but tell me in your own words what happened. ” After figuring out what actually happened, I’d write up an amended criminal complaint that both made sense and charged the defendant with the correct offenses.